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Jason Aaron · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:47 am Post subject: What's your favorite curse word?

Let me play James Lipton for a second and ask, what's your favorite curse word? And by that I mean, what curse word do you actually use the most. Don't say "cocksucker" just because you love Deadwood. I love Deadwood too, but I think I can count on one hand the numbers of times in my life I've actually said "cocksucker" aloud (and strangely enough, they all somehow involved Rick Remender). I want to hear about the curse word you actually say out loud the most.

Also, if you don't curse, I'd like to hear why. My wife and I dramatically cut down on the cursing once our youngest was born, so I usually don't curse at home. But I have a few choice words I use elsewhere.

First though, I want to hear yours.
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nightwing1982 · Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 871

cuntface is mine.

Reason being, I walk in downtown Chicago everyday and those cuntface taxi drivers are cunts.

I fucking HATE them.

NothingFace · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:38 am Post subject:

fuck!!!

JonHook · Joined: 19 Oct 2007 Posts: 8

I'm partial to "mother fucker". It's not only the punch of "fuck", but the incest kicker to boot.
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Solario · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:44 pm Post subject:

Fuck probably.

NothingFace · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject:

kedd · Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 45

I say 'Shit" and "fuck" more than anything else.

J-La · Joined: 23 Oct 2007 Posts: 128 Location: The Dirty South

SUNNUVA BITCH!

-J La
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rm Guera · Joined: 19 Oct 2007 Posts: 238 Location: Barcelona

Jason Aaron · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:52 pm Post subject:

"I'll shit in milk"?? Did you just make that up?
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dave golbitz · Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Posts: 209 Location: Omaha, NE

I've always been partial to "fuck," though I probably use it so often that it's lost all meaning.
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capntightpants · Joined: 10 Apr 2008 Posts: 54

I say the classic "shit" a lot. I always have reasons to call people "bastards." But when I feel like it, I curse in Tagalog because it rolls off the tongue better.

Such as "Susmariosep!" (pronounced more like SOSmahriOsep!) which is the same thing as "Jesus Mary and Joseph" except in one fell swoop.

And my grandfather's favorite, invoking the devil, saying "Diyablo", but sounds like "Jaaaaaaaaaaahblo!"

DrGonzo77 · Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 23 Location: Vancouver

"Bloody Hell" has to be mine. With "fuck" rounding up a close second.

Rantz · Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Posts: 31

It's pretty astounding that none of our four daughters swear considering how much Dad does it...

the top 3

Fuck'sake
Jesus Fucking Christ
Fuckwit

(although I've been using Twat more frequently lately... however, not around the kids, mostly in business sittuations)

Esco · Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 305 Location: Connecticut

MOTHerFUCKer! Very Happy

Like "MOTHerFUCKer! Gotta be a motherfuckin Monday right God?! Put me in this shit, gotta be a MOTHerFUckin mon fucking Day."

I hate Mondays. Sometimes I start motherfucking Monday Sundaynight and it keeps me up.

My 8 yr. old swears when she thinks we're not listening. We let her sing along to PINK, and we let her say the swears in there, in then context of the song but not any other time. Yeah, that worked well.

My wife swears like a hungrey Eddie Murphy in the early 80's.