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brianwood
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 Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:30 pm Post subject: Important Question: |
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is there anything that's not funny when repeated back while grabbing your crotch and adding the word "this!" to the end of it?
example:
I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Yeah? Peanut butter and jelly THIS!
yay.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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I just had tea come out of my nose after i read this...
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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"You gave me a rash on.."
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| olethros wrote: | | "You gave me a rash on.." |
Actually, if said loudly in a public setting with just the right amount of attitude?
HILARIOUS.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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i stick with the universal "oh yeah? YOUR FACE!"
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Jason Aaron
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:02 am Post subject: |
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Cancer.
"I have cancer."
"Yeah? Well, cancer THIS, ya whiny fuck."
See, not funny.
Also dead babies.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Jason Aaron wrote: | Cancer.
"I have cancer."
"Yeah? Well, cancer THIS, ya whiny fuck."
See, not funny.
Also dead babies. |
I'd like to interject here that if anything, THOSE two topics in particular are funnier than most jokes in general.
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brianwood
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Jason Aaron wrote: | Cancer.
"I have cancer."
"Yeah? Well, cancer THIS, ya whiny fuck."
See, not funny.
Also dead babies. |
boooo.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:52 am Post subject: |
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| Jason Aaron wrote: | Cancer.
"I have cancer."
"Yeah? Well, cancer THIS, ya whiny fuck."
See, not funny.
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It'd be funny if it were testicular cancer. |
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joe.distort
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| Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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theres a hilarious MU330 song about testicular cancer.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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There's a hilarious MU330 song about everything.
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| When I need to hear an incredibly inappropriate song about diseases I tend to reach for the Ween. They have songs about AIDS and Spinal Meningitis on the same album! |
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I usually go for the Macc Lads. The Dwarves are good too. In fact, there are any number of punk bands with incredibly juvenile oeuvres.
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| mybrainhurts wrote: | | The Dwarves are good too. |
I saw them play at a record shop in LA about 11 years ago. Blag started running around the store pulling all the vinyl out of the sleeves and throwing the records around like frisbees. The owner immediately cancelled the show. I'm sure he grabbed his crotch at one point...
Afterwards, we were hanging out and a friend of mine offered the drummer a hit off a joint and he told him, "Nah man, all I do are booze, bitches, and coke." Those dudes are fucking crazy.
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joe.distort
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i have seen the dwarves play insane fucking shows where the police should have been involved, and i have also seen them play bored as fuck, not really caring. i think the vandals, whom i dont really like that much, are actually my favorite humorous band though.
back to the topic at hand though, FUCK YOUR MOTHER works too. i find the more middle-school caliber an insult is, the more i enjoy it (as of late).
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