Standard Attrition » Standard Attrition/admin http://jasonaaron.org/blog A group blog and message boards for Vertigo creators Wed, 19 May 2010 02:56:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 All Hail The King! http://jasonaaron.org/blog/2008/08/18/all-hail-the-king/ http://jasonaaron.org/blog/2008/08/18/all-hail-the-king/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:46:11 +0000 Brian Azzarello http://jasonaaron.org/blog/?p=185

The rumor, it be true! As your King I return from my long sojourn across the nets and webs, and NSFW’s.  And as your King… In honor of the release of the first issue this Wednesday, as King I hereby proclaim this to be AIR week at Standard Attrition. A celebration, to besure!

As my loyal subjects, I implore thee: purchase two copies of AIR #1. What for, thou asks? Why one is for thineself, to becertain, and one for another soul in ye comic shoppe who you bethinks would not bepurchasing AIR on their own. Before handething over said issue though, take thine Sharpie Marker and besure to write the name of this grand kingdom across the cover and extend a hearty invitation to join the discussions on our glorious realm. More subjects… Simple, no? Yes! Hah!

This is a royal proclamation. If ye don’t wish to follow it….

I will cut off your head.

]]> http://jasonaaron.org/blog/2008/08/18/all-hail-the-king/feed/ 9